Crack of the day - 1
Posted on Saturday, June 6, 2009
by crackpot
Sorry for my absence :P..(as if u notice )
all right now..today crack by your own crackpot :)
Student @ medical shop : I need poison
Chemist: I cant sell u poison

Student : shows his BE syllabus book
Chemist: oo sorry i didnt notice u had the PRESCRIPTION ;)
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Crackpot's emotions :)
Posted on Saturday, December 27, 2008
by crackpot
Quick, look did you see
That, what passed in front of me
Gone in a flash, just over there
Look, there it goes, I really swear
You think I'm joking, don't you know
There's a mark in the pure white snow
It's skidded, look just down there
I'm sure it's tall, with yellow hair
I don't know why it was so fast
Perhaps it's from our distant past
Two big feet and hairy arms
I'm sweating down to my palms
Oh no, it's gone, it's too late
It must have been a touch of fate
I'm glad I never saw it coming
If I had, I'd have kept on running
You really think I made it up
It's all that whisky you made me sup!!!!
That, what passed in front of me
Gone in a flash, just over there
Look, there it goes, I really swear
You think I'm joking, don't you know
There's a mark in the pure white snow
It's skidded, look just down there
I'm sure it's tall, with yellow hair
I don't know why it was so fast
Perhaps it's from our distant past
Two big feet and hairy arms
I'm sweating down to my palms
Oh no, it's gone, it's too late
It must have been a touch of fate
I'm glad I never saw it coming
If I had, I'd have kept on running
You really think I made it up
It's all that whisky you made me sup!!!!
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